thebootydiaries:
kid: dad whats a 69dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
nevver:
Coffee and cigarettes, Dr. Paul Wolff & Tritschler
okiitos:
Balloon for when somebody lands in the hospital for something that was definitely their fault.
ps1:
Blood-red skipper
nt-7-deactivated20230122:
Every time I get a weird feeling about a person I be right
shaollinfantastic:
me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this nowme 5 mins later:
me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now
me 5 mins later:
joaquin-sorolla:
The Siesta, 1912, Joaquín SorollaMedium: oil,canvas
The Siesta, 1912, Joaquín Sorolla
